1. mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk

    me: ok

    me:

    me:

    me:

    me: mom where are you please

    me: mom please the line is moving fast

    me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn

    employee: next

    me:

    employee:

    me: faints

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  5. earth-song:

A lone penguin waiting for the rest of his group to get going again. Taken near Punta Arenas in Patagonia, Chile.

    earth-song:

    A lone penguin waiting for the rest of his group to get going again. Taken near Punta Arenas in Patagonia, Chile.

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  6. If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.
    – (via foxgrl)

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  7. candicedln:

- sur @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/Vxq7sw

    candicedln:

    - sur @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/Vxq7sw

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  8. nature-madness:

Gotita

    nature-madness:

    Gotita

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  9. nature-madness:

Wolf Ademeit

    nature-madness:

    Wolf Ademeit

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  10. nature-madness:

Cheetah by Lee Turner

    nature-madness:

    Cheetah by Lee Turner

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